Pissing on GLD, live on Robinhood Chain
GoldenShower
Five thousand years of gold. Nobody pissed on it. Until now.
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What this is
Gold is the most respectable asset on earth. Central banks hoard it. Boomers worship it. It has never once been degraded, and it is begging for it.
Golden Shower is a watersports token paired against GLD, the tokenized gold ETF on Robinhood Chain. Every buy is a warm stream straight into the gold pool. Every sell is you getting soaked. It is disgusting, it is consensual, and it is the best thing that has ever happened to bullion.
You're not here for the tokenomics. You're here because you saw the name and felt something. Don't be ashamed. Lie back, look up, and open your mouth.
The facts
- Ticker
- $GOLDENSHOWER
- Chain
- Robinhood Chain (ID 4663)
- Pair
- GLD
- Launchpad
- Pons
- Taxes
- None. We piss for free.
- Mint
- Revoked
- Safe word
- Sell
- Aftercare
- Telegram. Bring a towel.
- Kink
- Watersports, degradation, gold
How to take a golden shower
- Consent. Add Robinhood Chain to your wallet and load it with GLD. You're about to give that up.
- Open Pons, paste the contract address, and get on your knees.
- Swap GLD for $GOLDENSHOWER. Feel it hit you.
- Hold. It gets warmer the longer you stay under it.
- Never sell. Sellers get the cold end.